Friday, April 1, 2011

The Cure For E.D.

Big Toe finished his mini drag bike project, brought it by Curly's place and let us have at it. I don't want to tell you that this thing was too much fun, but after riding this baby, you might have to call the Cialis hot line. You may get an erection that would put you in serious jeopardy of surpassing the four hour mark. I felt like I was twelve again as I pinned the throttle and felt that familiar old speed wobble rearing it's ugly head. As Big Toe demonstrates belowBig Toe decided to use this mini as a pit bike and has began construction on a more sharply focused unit to take to the mini bike drags. I haven't a chance to get a peek at the new one, but if the prototype is any indication, the new bike will be a absolutely hair raising ride.
We took turns racing up and down the street until the an member of the local law enforcement community pulled around the corner and did a slow pass by. He didn't stop, but made his point. I was going to ask him if he would mind waiting at the end of the street and giving us a reading with his radar. Curly and Big Toe didn't think this was the best idea, but I think he would have obliged. From start to finish, he only has about five hundred invested it this bike. Not too bad, as I see lesser mini's for sale on craigslist for more than that everyday. Now I can't wait to get my sweaty little hands on the fire breather, should be a blast if I don't throw it down the road.Dragbike right rear Till Next Time.............


Brady said...

I wish you would have talked to the man in the funny hat to see how fast it actually goes. It looks like a hell of a lot of fun. The more ridiculous the machine, it seems, the more interesting it becomes. The same could be said about claptrap and/or dangerous. Looks like a hell of a lot of fun.

Behind Bars - Motorcycles and Life

Gymi said...

Hey Brady,

We figured we were getting her up to around 40. Which felt pretty damn fast on this thing. The one he's building now should do double that in an 1/8 mile. Now that will be interesting. Your right, it is a whole lot of fun.

Thanks for stopping by.

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